Funny quotes on Merry Christmas

Funny quotes on Merry Christmas

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funny quotes on Merry Christmas

 

  • You know you’ve grown up when none of the things you want for Christmas can be bought at a store.
  • From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.
  • If you’re not under my tree on Christmas morning, I’m going back to bed!
  • “Christmas is a season not only of rejoicing but of reflection.” — Winston Churchill
  • Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present
  • “Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before! What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas…perhaps…means a little bit more!”
  • “Christmas is not a time nor a season but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
  • The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C.  This wasn’t for any religious reasons. T hey couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.

 

funny quotes on Merry Christmas

 

  • Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice“.
  • Christmas is a time when you get homesick – even when you’re home”.
  • “The main reason why Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. merry Christmas wishes.
  • “First of December is world aids day… I don’t think it will ever take off  like Christmas. Happy Christmas”
  • “Last year Christmas I gave my heart but the very next day, you gave it away…. This year to save me from tears I’ll give it to someone special.”funny christmas wishes.
  • “Girls express their talent by tears. Boys express their talent by beers. Merry Christmas Wishes.”
  • Christmas is not so much about opening presents as opening our heart! happy Christmas wishes.

 

funny quotes on Merry Christmas

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